Tuesday, March 17, 2020
Unicorn Society
Unicorns are not one single unit of a mind. They are as different and unique as anything in general life. Although every unicorn can be found in a society, since they only live in one huge NYC esk city. Now, this may seem surprisingly but this city is protected by a safety barrier which blocks all foreign travelers from entering without permission from the official Unicorn governence committee. They rule by a merit system. Meritocracy is the value of workers through their skills and not their birth. Not to mention, they are also a democracy. In essence, they are almost exact carbon copy of our existing New York City. Besides this vague overview of their society they also have unique customs and cultures it is essential we know if we want to assimilate successfully. By far, the most subtle custom we all MUST take into account is: unicorns are very sensitive about their unihorn. May I be extremely clear and specific, if you look at it wrong THEY WILL HAVE YOUR HORN. As you can tell, they have not had any visitors for the course of their existence, thus they are a very aggressive tribe at times. I can only imagine what they would severe if their be not a horn. This be even more important if we want to successfully infiltrate them. More essential guides pertaining to unicorns will be published in the upcoming weeks.
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