Fudge

What is the reason why people always love to take advantage of others' feelings to exercise social conformity. Except time and time again there is always the outlier, where no matter what place you go to, they try to take sure advantage. This place, fudge stores! Oh, and not only fudge stores because anywhere that sells fudge will use this shameless plug. Yes, by now the turning of the tables should be obvious. If you have not turned off your device (or paper, now that I'm actually...thinking) the answer is: WORLD FAMOUS... FUDGE! Yes I bet you've heard this one before. These store owners, either specializing in fudge making or just trying to make the extra moneys use this for several despicable (me) reasons. The first would be to attack one's social conformation tendencies. Essentially, attacking the human condition to feel part of the wolf pack. Also, often sellers of these fudges will act overly nice in hopes to boost their claims, driving at the sorrow and guilt in their customers. Well, a consumer thinks, if this sales person is being nice for no reason, they muuuust be truthful. I mean, how could their not be world famous now? This is when the sellers have you in their sights, they often position themselves in populated cities or on the highway, this gives an added effect of suspense on the customer. What happens in when a customer is visited their relatives on the highway, they will see WORLD FAMOUS and immediately pull over. Anyways, once they've blown half the cost of the car they resume their trip on the highway with an ounce of mediocre dirt. Now, the second, more common tourist FUDGE trap is to position your store in a famous city where innocence and naivety is abundant through tourists unfamiliar with the new Minecraft terrain. The store owners make the persons believe if they do now take part in this WORLD FAMOUS delicacy they will be left out and shunned. So let this be a warning, NEVER FALL INTO THIS TRAP...JUST DON'T!!!!!