Granny (not the wolf): Oh, hello, would you like this soup filled with carrots and beans and roast?
Wolf: Or this soup, filled with stones?
Me: Like any rational person, you would pick the first option.
Narrator: Unless it is a trick! They are both the wolfs, run!
Me: This is my advertisement, you can have your own!
Narrator: Oh fine!
Me: Who names a story/book review website Stone Soup?
Narrator: There awesome! If they accept you, you get 50 dollars!
Me: Ahem!
Narrator: Oops!
Me: Look for new website C.A.B.A.R Soup! Carrots and beans and roast!
Narrator: No one's gonna read that!
Me: I have a 25 pound bag of flour, and I am above you! I will drop it!
Narrator: Save yourselfs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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