Cotsen

I fell out of the sky. On January 23, 1992. My sister kicked me out, both my parents had died, by what I thought was a car crash. Little did I know, my sister had done it. She had killed my parents. The sky opened, briefly. That's when my sister saw her chance, she pushed me through the ground hard. I popped through. I was getting flowers for her hair, so that when she went to school, she’d look nice. Her name was Rree, I thought it was a pretty name. That name is dead to me now.

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I thought we were the only Humans, but we weren't, there were others. They thought I was an alien. How stupid’s that? I guess there are other Humans out there, but they aren’t very smart. I am in a foster home. They make me bake for them, they say my food is to die for. Stupid. Why would you die for cake? The truth is, they didn’t have enough money to pay a cook. Again, stupid. Why in the world would you start a foster home, if you don’t have enough food to feed the kids who are there? Stupid, Stupid! My sister, who I loved so much. Betraying me. Unthinkable, right, throwing me through the crack in the ground. Ugh! The ground is now the sky. Stupid. Frozen juice is now “desert.” All so incredibly stupid.

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I should create a show, The Stupid Show. I can even have a bunch of stupid people who are the contestants, and some stupid audience members. Maybe a stupid cameraman. That would be so stupid.

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My sister pushing me through the ground is S- Stupid. T- Totally Stupid. U- Utterly Stupid. P- Probably 100% Stupid. I- Incredibly Stupid. D- Duh, So Stupid. I could sing a song about this.

🎵Oh, guess what is so stupid… my sister pushed me through the ground, through a crack and when I came down… I fell on my crack. So…. Stewww-piidddd!🎵Maybe, I could get rich off this song! Probably not. One thing, my name’s Eve.