Monday, August 19, 2019

Three Days On A Cold Mountain


Come to think of it, when the possible scenario arises and I am stranded for three full days on a cold mountain. I believe I would only pack processed foods. Here is my reasoning, since there is so many preservatives the food will never go bad. So I can survive for those three torturous days. Plus, even without doing much physical exertion I will undoubtedly lose weight so the extra trans and saturated fat from those Twinkies will really help me counteract my weight loss. Finally, if I am possibly going to die in the cold treacherous mountains I may as well enjoy what I eat for my last days.

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