Wait a minute! Hersheypark a real thing.

Earlier in time, this week my parents decided to reward us with an exhilarating vacation to Hersheypark. At first, I believed it was just another amusement park. I would have a mildly awesome time. But I soon found out the only positive attribute to this trip was the length. Thankfully only two days. But first let me tell you, I was so excited to go. No, I legitimately felt excitement. Minimal at that, but the anticipation was there. I was of the belief that this would be a corny Six Flags like trip. Though when we arrived I was sorely mistaken by the false advertisement. Six Flags is different because it realises it sucks compartes to Disney World and doesn’t even try to make their own mascot and stuff. They just get the rights to a few superheroes and makes rides after their names that literally all look the same at a significant distance. Hersheypark on the other hand, well let me tell you. Hersheypark (wait a minute let me just point out the fact I had to rewrite “Hershey Park” which is how I originally wrote it to “Hersheypark” because right now I just realises that is how you actually spell the amusement park name) tries to make Mickey Mouse like persona built reputation characters with these corny candy bars they make as the park’s mascots. Why do single (expendable) candy bars they make get to be the park’s mascot. They literally make thousands every single day and only one of each type of candy gets to be their mascot. Outrageous is the only way to describe it.