If you are reading this do not fear
see Tyson Hitchmeicher still draws near
his reign of heroics began all through the night
defeating a poet and then drew his sword
for Tyson Hitchmeicher did not have to say a word
he was as graceful as an eagle
as restless as a herd
of wild buffalo…
Where his true origin came
He was the Tarzan of the mammals
A true person of fame
He hopped through the night
Preying on little helpless birds...
Except when his mother told him he had type 2 anger!
The type of anger that could make you HANGRY
And that would, for sure make him even more angry
‘Cause he eat birds raw
He made a saw
He was the Tarzan of cooking that Tarzan maw
He was unstoppable
He was incomparable
He was the slow cooker on the slowness of a boot
He grew chickens but only sold their disgusting glutes
This dude was horrible
This dude was out of control
But then why he standing over you right now as your eyes scroll….
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